I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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