Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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