My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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