Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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