Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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