operation harelip BJ is a go
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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