she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I supernannyed him into submission
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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