Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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