Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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