If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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