3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
He felt like a one man threesome
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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