what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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