So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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