was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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