nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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