Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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