With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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