People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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