Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Randomize