youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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