Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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