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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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