Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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