he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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