Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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