i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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