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How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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