GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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