My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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