either way he was missing a nipple.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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