help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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