she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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