i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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