If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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