Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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