The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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