I puked a lego.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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