so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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