U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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