"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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