yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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