question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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