Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just got carded by a ten year old.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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