what day is it and did you see me today?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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