we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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