I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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