when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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