maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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