People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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