Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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