The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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