She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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