I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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