Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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