Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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