The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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