new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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