I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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