YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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