After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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